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Jagged Edges is a social satire that chronicles the libido-induced misadventures of Cord Samson, a dimwitted, egomaniacal, perverse high school student, as he tries in vain to make sense of everything from politics to his attic full of restraining orders. By Cord’s side are his unwitting sidekick Mr. Sock (a sock puppet), naïve lackey extraordinaire Skyler Greenway, and a trio of the unluckiest teenage girls this side of a To Catch a Predator cast reunion.

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Follow the misadventures of Cord Samson, a 17-year-old high school student (when he shows up for school, that is) from Los Angeles, as he tries to "charm" the ladies the best way he knows how: by complimenting their "ass"-ets, professing his lust for them at 3 a.m. outside their parents' bedroom window, and inviting them to his place for a quick f**k fest after getting released on bond the following morning.

Lament the fate of poor Mr. Sock, a talking sock puppet left in charge of Cord who can't quite seem to give up on him, even if Cord's been using the bathtub as a toilet again and it's the fifth time that morning Mr. Sock's gotten a call from police.

Pity Susan Avery, Alicia Avalon, and Vanessa Robinson, the three girls at Cord's school he seems to think he's got the most chance to bag, even after restraining orders, lawsuits, and irate parents beating him to a pulp.

Wonder how on earth Skyler Greenway could possibly be so stupid as to look up to Cord and ask him to help him win his true love, which of course involves plenty of money and credit cards stolen from Skyler's parents' wallets, Skyler taking the fall for Cord when he may get caught for setting a house (Skyler's house) on fire, and watching as Cord "woos" Skyler's crush for him so Skyler can be entitled to sloppy seconds.